stacysdad:

chestnuts roasting on an open laptop charger

icorly:

shipping is $19.99 but you can handle me for free

thethismanyboyfriendsclub:

I’m gonna start calling boys by the wrong name on purpose to remind them how unimportant they are

scraggay:

mom do you think i look okay in these nudes

lnfamy:

if i’ve flirted with you its because i wanna lead you on and crush your heart and feed off your sorrow

h0odrich:

yall got hella ugly since picnik died

puckquinn:

if you ever leave my door open and i have to get up and close it myself just know that’s me closing the door on our relationship forever

heathenize:

girlfights:

“Don’t you dare touch me!”

Yes white lady, those words are totally gonna prevent you from getting hit the face. lmfao

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE GREATEST

Too Little Too Late - JoJo (2006)

tupacabra:

prizewang:

Dorito Simulator ‘13™

damn this really work tho

iwearafeznow:

puppetcams:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”